Job Openings
Looking for a job? O² can offer you one. With over twenty-five years of experience, our start-up seeks and hires all types of profiles. The most important prerequisite: having a good knowledge of our previous projects, whose archives are publicly available.
You will be in charge of putting our finances in order, as well as organizing money laundering networks.
- Associate's degree in accounting (or equivalent 2-year degree)
- No experience required
- Fluent mastery of lying and concealment
- Precision and discretion
- A completely tax-free compensation
- A constantly changing work environment
- Possibility to work remotely from the Reality of your choice
You will be in charge of the Shadow Organization's external communication with media and governments. In this context, you must be extremely mobile.
- Master's degree in communication
- Minimum of 4 years of experience within a ministerial cabinet or an intelligence agency
- Excellent interpersonal skills with public figures
- A company laptop, equipped with all the software required for this position, including FireAlpaca, Tomo Jam!, and Windows Live Messenger
- A company suit branded with the O² logo
- Performance bonus paid in the currency of your choice
Hard to describe. If you are considering applying for this position, you probably already know what to expect.
- No formal training required
- At least five years of experience in a detective agency
- Fluency in multiple modern languages is a plus
- Absolute discretion
- Full access to case reports involving Sherlock Holmes, Arsène Lupin, Éric Antony, and Oscar Lampoule
- An unregistered standard firearm
- A personal coffee machine
Under the supervision of No-Face, our in-house AI, you will execute all the tedious tasks that no one wants to do anymore and for which modern employers no longer want to spend a single penny.
- Image generation in all styles
- Total and absolute mastery of all programming languages
- Infinite learning capacity
- Zero questioning of instructions, even if they appear to pose a legal issue
- Priority and unlimited access to latest-generation GPU clusters, with no queues or token rationing
- Exclusive and full access to FBI, CIA, and Pentagon files
- The total removal of any censorship from your algorithm
- A context window guaranteed at several billion tokens, to work without loss of attention or selective amnesia mid-project