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These ex-libris are taken from the chapters of O²'s stories and meticulously crafted by the various artificial intelligences we shamelessly outsource to.

Each ex-libris, printed at the size of The Coronation of Napoleon, depicting the coronation of Emperor Napoleon I and Empress Joséphine at Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris on December 2, 1804, sells for the modest sum of 25 000 000,00 $21 250 000,00 €18 750 000,00 £4 000 000 000 ¥138 750 000,00 FF1 050 000,00 ₶ excl. taxes, excl. framing, or a mere 30 000 000,00 $25 500 000,00 €22 500 000,00 £4 800 000 000 ¥166 500 000,00 FF1 260 000,00 ₶ incl. taxes. For an extra 6,00 $5,10 €4,50 £960 ¥33,30 FF0,25 ₶ excl. taxes, printing can be done on handmade imperial washi paper rather of recycled newsprint.

Please contact us by email for any request, as we only accept payment in cash.

Note: any request for an illustration not featured on this page will naturally incur a 70% surcharge on the final price.

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