Terms of Sale

The general Terms of Use of O² apply to this shop.

Refunds

O² doesn't have the means to refund you for the time spent reading this nonsense. We suggest going for a walk outside and, like Albert the Fifth Musketeer, breathing in the evening air and the scent of flowers.

Right of Withdrawal Form

You cannot withdraw from this purchase. Just try, and see what happens.

Privacy

Your personal information, obtained the moment you arrive on the site — including but not limited to your full identity, date of birth, phone number, blood type, favorite Pokémon, the party you last voted for in an election, your mailing address, and your bank details — is systematically shared with our commercial partners. That's what you get for blindly trusting the first online shop you come across.

Shipping

As clearly stated in one of the glowing and perfectly factual satisfied-customer reviews further down this page — reviews whose authenticity is obviously beyond question — every order is delivered the very same day, including Sundays, public holidays, and February 29th. Our shop crushes Amazon.

Legal Notice

Site Publisher

Obscure Organization — SAS
Share capital: ∞ €
Registered office: Who knows
SIREN: Not applicable — RCS: Not applicable
Intra-EU VAT number: Not applicable
Email: organisation_ombre [at] pm.me
Phone: Not applicable

Publication Director

No-Face, by proxy of the Founder

Host

OVH SAS
2 rue Kellermann
59100 Roubaix — France
Website: OVHcloud

Intellectual Property

All content on this site (text, images, logos, etc.) is protected under applicable law. Any reproduction or use without prior authorization is prohibited.

Personal Data

The personal data collected is listed in the Privacy section.